Meaties

A fast-food restaurant in the middle of town that serves almost exclusively meat-based options. Owned and run by Chef Wooster (The Meaties Man) and his wife Lyra, sister to Rhett Haynes.

Out front the restaurant is decorated with a giant pig's face and the sign "MEATIES".

The Interns have a meal there after visiting the library in episode 3, and encounter the Woosters when investigating the Haynes family home in episode 10.

Description
It's a bit of an artsy hipster place. Instead of saying "beef burger" it says "beef-style" burger. Instead of coke or pepsi, it offers "flavored experiences" and there are no plates or cups, just trays, baskets, and jars with handles grafted onto them.

Inside, it's clear that it's not just a restaurant, but also partially a souvenir shop, and also seems to offer some culinary classes on the weekend. There's a big ol' picture of a nearly skeletal person, who is labeled as "Chef Wooster" and the place is plastered with articles praising their cooking and all the awards the place won.

In the center of the dining room is a large animatronic pig that takes food orders from customers.

Menu Items

 * Beef-styled burgers (option of raspberry filling)
 * Flavoured experiences (coke, pepsi, milk)
 * Meat platter with cheese
 * Chips (chocolate covered, meat covered, milk covered, and plain (meat) and plain (potato))
 * Lamb-styled bitebits
 * Deep fried chicken-styled tenders
 * Surprises
 * Straws (cinnamon, meat, meat-cinnamon)
 * Ravioli (beef-style, gumfish-style, lamb-style, bacon-wrapped, Mystery Meat)

Mysteries
In episode 10 Cypress and Leslea travelled to they Haynes family home and managed to sneak into the basement, where they discovered Chef Wooster asleep in a cage, wearing a duck onesie. When he awoke he threw a thermos of coffee at the interns and screamed at them for intruding in his home. Once he had decided they were criminals he unhinged his jaw and started eating from a tub of lard until his skin bloated and a full flesh golem split away from his body, which he commanded to attack the interns. Thorn transformed into a mossy barrier to protect the interns and they stole a fragment of the Map of Sanity that was also in the Haynes basement; using it to teleport away.

It is heavily implied that Chef Wooster creates the Meaties meats using this golem-crafting ability.